Me: Hey, Mike, what do you think of my moustache?
Mike: Well…. I think I’d like it if it was a little fuller…
Me: Well… Did Aaragorn tell Frodo he’d trust him to talk the ring to Mordor if he was a little taller???
People selling bootlegged DVDs outside of the neighborhood liquor store. Not sure if I’m more upset that: A) I live in a place where people sell bootlegged DVDs outside of the neighborhood liquor store -OR- 2) I realize how little use the “Internet” function of the laptop stolen from me last year is getting.
Being the sole, non-technical founder of a tech company.
How many terrible habits can I pick up in 1.5 years?
"Yes, Grandma, I’ve been twerking hard. And no, I know, I know, I won’t spend all my bitcoins in one place."
-Irresponsible grandchild fooling their grandmother, 2013.
I ran into someone I hadn’t seen in quite a few years tonight.
They said to me:
“I’m honestly really glad that you’re still weird.”
It made my night.
THAT’S IT!!! I’M GETTING TRANSITIONS LENSES!
I’d think a lot more about the effect/affect that my actions have on other people if I knew whether it was an effect or affect.
My Ascent to Rock Bottom